Movie Re-Views with Ajax Green

Straight talk and deadpan jibes. Take a walk on the B side.

Crank 2: High Voltage (2009)

There are movies, and then there is "Crank 2," a film that stands alone on the mountaintop of grindhouse sleaze. ...

Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995)

This movie opens with a space center control room where scientists are using an elaborate satellite to look at butts ...

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

I first saw this movie as a child and it blew my mind. I’m happy to say it’s still a ...

The Thing From Another World (1951)

Up at the North Pole, a scientist in pajama pants wants to study the man from Mars (who is frozen ...

The Million Eyes of Sumuru (1967)

Has Frankie Avalon ever been in a good movie? Granted he's a better actor than Keanu Reeves, but all the ...

Fire Down Below (1997)

Steven "The Whispering Ponytail" Seagal stars as an Environmental Protection Agency officer who is also exceptionally well trained in firearms ...