Movie Re-Views with Ajax Green

Straight talk and deadpan jibes. Take a walk on the B side.

Crank 2: High Voltage (2009)

A cockney superman is robbed of his still-beating heart. There are movies, and then there is "Crank 2," a film ...

Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995)

A deadly chef is the only man who can stop mercenaries on a train.This movie opens with a space center ...

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

A treasure hunter is hired by the U.S. government to thwart Adolf Hitler’s occultism. I first saw this movie as ...

The Thing From Another World (1951)

Scientists fight soliders for their right to party (with an alien). Up at the North Pole, a scientist in pajama ...

The Million Eyes of Sumuru (1967)

An army of babes tries to murder all the dudes in the world. Has Frankie Avalon ever been in a ...

Fire Down Below (1997)

An EPA agent infiltrates Appalachia with a closet full of leather blazers. Steven "The Whispering Ponytail" Seagal stars as an ...