Movie Re-Views with Ajax Green

Straight talk and deadpan jibes. Take a walk on the B side.

Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

An awkward teen learns how to dance. “Look at these small town nerds!” this movie screams vindictively, “they’re just like ...

Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal (2001)

Marilyn Manson fights satanists at 10,000 ft. On paper, this is the best movie of all time: a rock band ...

The Killer Elite (1975)

A San Francisco mercenary spends a lot of time doing physical therapy. James "Thief" Caan is the star of this ...

Dead & Buried (1981)

A small town finds a novel source of employees for low-wage jobs: the undead.A photographer goes to the beach to ...

Waterworld (1995)

After the polar ice caps melt, life becomes aquatic.This movie starts with pee-drinking. Scene 1: hero drinks his own pee! ...

The Fog (1980)

A seaside hamlet is besieged by ghost lepers.Have you heard of this guy John Carpenter? He is really good at ...