Movie Re-Views with Ajax Green

A cockney superman is robbed of his still-beating heart.

A deadly chef is the only man who can stop mercenaries on a train.

A treasure hunter is hired by the U.S. government to thwart Adolf Hitler’s occultism.

Scientists fight soliders for their right to party (with an alien).

An army of babes tries to murder all the dudes in the world.

An EPA agent infiltrates Appalachia with a closet full of leather blazers.

A hard-nosed safecracker creates a vision board.

An awkward teen learns how to dance.

Marilyn Manson fights satanists at 10,000 ft.

A San Francisco mercenary spends a lot of time doing physical therapy.

A small town finds a novel source of employees for low-wage jobs: the undead.

After the polar ice caps melt, life becomes aquatic.

A seaside hamlet is besieged by ghost lepers.

A steel magnate gets blackmailed by Philly Boy Roy.

A circus lady likes to find’m, fool’m and forget’m.

A stylish apartment building is overrun by a parasitic sex leech.

A family of fun females find freedom using fistfulls of .45s.

Something weird is happening on a spaceship.

A human hard drive is going to self-destruct unless the singer from Black Flag can remember where he left his photobooth photos.

An alabaster Soviet fights Cubans in Africa.